The vampires had a party last night. What a mess. There’s blood and bones everywhere, pentagrams burned into the laminate flooring, cobwebs with dark figures too large to be normal spiders moving around in them, lots of candles and spilt wax, and all the mirrors are covered.
The Lich raps his boney knuckles on the table and wishes he knew less spells that killed things in cruel and unusual ways and more spells about animating mops.
Paddy Dobson
10th January 2023