'How fares the construction of the Overlord Tower?' the Dark Lord asks.
'Soon it will be ready m'lord,' the Boneweaver replies.
Hordes of skeletons carry massive stone blocks up the unending ramps to the precipice of the half-built tower.
'Do they ever stop for lunch?' the Dark Lord asks.
'W-what? They're undead, m'lord.'
'Do they not miss having lunch though? I would, if I were undead.'
'I- uh, I don't know. I could make them miss their lunch, I think.'
The Dark Lord smiles behind his face plate. 'Do it. That's pretty funny.'
'So do they get lunch breaks as well?'
'Oh absolutely not.'
Paddy Dobson
29th April 2023