The phone rings.
‘Hello?’
‘Grah!’
‘Uh, hello?’
‘Wah, beghar! Rah!’
‘Hello? How can I help you?’
‘Bigadenda? Belha morgha yippah.’
‘I think you have the wrong number. This is Human Resources. Human.’
‘Bah?’
She hangs up.
‘Fucken goblins.’
Paddy Dobson
12th June 2021